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PostSubject: Video Game Outtakes: On and Off the Screen   Fri Jan 25, 2008 12:26 am

I got this running on a different website so once I update on there, I'll update here.

Each chapter I make will feature 1 popular game series. There could be more than 1 game from that series in each chapter. Beginning is short, but I'll make up for that.
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Chapter 1: Resident Evil

~Resident Evil 1~



Wesker: Stop it! Don't open that door!
Jill: Why the hell not? There's no zombies or those dog things out there.
Wesker: Jill... we just came from out there. There's plenty of zombies out there. Remember? Someone died.
Jill: Who again?
Wesker: Nevermind...

*Few minutes later*
Barry: Hope this is not Chris's blood.
Jill: You could of used "isn't" you know. And why do I look fat on the unreleased GBC (GameBoy Color) version?
Barry: Don't know. Director, why does she look fat?
Director: How am I suppose to know?? I just direct the game and that's it. Now pay attention to the blood scene!
Jill: C'mon, we all know it isn't his blood. If it's his blood then I'm not the Lockpick Master.

*another few minutes later*
Jill: Better go done this hallway without holding up gun. *sees a zombie. Blood is stained on its mouth and teeth* What the hell?
Zombie: Just a regular zombie who can't die by shots to the chest, but only shots to the head.
Jill: Why did you just spoil your weakness?
Zombie: Because I know you won't be able to shoot me with bad camera angles going on through this place.
Jill: True.
Zombie: Ok, so can I kill you know?
Jill: *shoots zombie head* No. *Zombie falls dead* Take that for bad camera angles!
~Jill gained the title of: Super Bad Camera Angle Headshot Master!~
Jill: What happen to my "Lockpick Master" title???

~Resident Ev...~
Jill: Wait a minute! What happen to my "Lockpick Master" scene???
Director: Jill, you're in the next scene. Now calm down.
Jill: JILL WANT LOCKPICK SCENE!!
Director: Move along...



~Resident Evil 3~



Director: Been a while Jill. Got a new costume I see.
Jill: Still mad at you...
Director: Ok, let's start this already.

Jill: Ah, the S.T.A.R.S headquarters. Nothing is going to happen... *guy gets thrown around by a big mutated creature thing* WHAT THE HELL!?!
Person Being Thrown Around: I NEED HELP OVER HERE!
Nemesis: Stars...
Person Being Thrown Around: And he keeps saying Stars. It's getting annoying.
Nemesis: STARS! *kills the person*
Jill: *stares at Nemesis* What am I going to do? Standing here won't work and that thing is way too powerful.
Choices:
Head into the S.T.A.R.S building.
Face Nemesis (even if it's way too early in the game).
Run over to the Director
Jill: DIRECTOR! *runs to the Director. Nemesis chases after her*
Director: Hey, don't bring him over here! *runs as well*

Director: Well, we need to find a place to make the game.
Nemesis: STARS! *takes Rocket Launcher and blows up town*
Director: That will do.

*Off Screen Break*
Carlos: What's wrong Jill?
Jill: Me in the second RE movie. I have black hair. BLACK HAIR! I got brown hair in the Resident Evil games!
Carlos: Well at least you didn't die...
Jill: I disappeared...
Both: ...............................
Jill: Who's Alice anyway?!



~Resident Evil 4~



Director: Thank goodness Jill isn't here. Alright Leon, you got the spotlight kid.
Leon: Finally!
Ashley: What about me?
Director: You... well, you'll see in a few seconds.
Hooded People: *grabs Ashley and kidnaps her* Thank you.... *they disappear*
Director: Alright, let's start the game!

*First Ashley capture scene*
Ashley: I'm fine! Leave me alone! *runs straight into a hallway and spikes lift up from the floor* AH! *keeps running until she reaches the wall* What was that all about?! *Ashley gets trapped and the wall she leaned against turned. She's in a different room now*
Leon: Your fine? Brat...

~After being stabbed by Saddler, Luis lays down dying~
Luis: The sample, Saddler took it. You have to get it back. *dies*
Leon: Luis! LUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!
Ashley: What the hell is going on up there?
Leon: Shut up Ashley!

*Off Screen Break*
Luis: I can't believe I died...
Leon: C'mon Luis. At least you aren't in this twisted world anymore.
Luis: .......................... RESURRECT ME!

*End of Game*
Ashley: So ehm, after you take me back to my place, how about we do some overtime?
Leon: o_O *grabs Ashley and drowns her*

*Never Seen in game (Made-up)*
President: Ashley, I'm so glad to see you again sweety!
Jill Dressed as Ashley: Yeah, whatever.
Leon: That will fool him for now...


Chapter 1 End



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On the next chapter, we hit our first RPG with Final Fantasy. Don't miss our next epsiode, or chapter, or whatever you call it.

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PostSubject: Re: Video Game Outtakes: On and Off the Screen   Sat Jan 26, 2008 6:44 am

Lmfao!!
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Hilarious!

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PostSubject: Re: Video Game Outtakes: On and Off the Screen   Mon Jan 28, 2008 4:59 pm

LOL!!!!! OMG if only we could really drown Ashely in the game... that would rock!!!!

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PostSubject: Re: Video Game Outtakes: On and Off the Screen   Mon Jan 28, 2008 7:34 pm

Kanami wrote:
LOL!!!!! OMG if only we could really drown Ashely in the game... that would rock!!!!

That would be awesome!

Next chapter is almost done.

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PostSubject: Re: Video Game Outtakes: On and Off the Screen   Mon Jan 28, 2008 10:39 pm

Final Fantasy 3 was pretty easy to remember since I played it recently. The other two games, so-so. I tried the best I can, but at least I got something in. Here we go!
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Chapter 2 Final Fantasy

~Final Fantasy 3~




Luneth: *falls down a hole* Who would dig a hole? What are they trying to do, break my legs?
Talking Crystal: Dammit, it didn't work...
Luneth: Well, better just explore this place. Wonder if anyone is worried about me.
Random Stranger: Hey Arc, where is Luneth?
Arc: Who?
Random Stranger: You know, Luneth, the one with the silverish hair. Your best friend.
Arc: Doesn't ring a bell...
Luneth: Why does it feel like no one cares?

Luneth: * Approaches a giant crystal* It's a giant crystal! This thing must be worth a fortune!
Talking Crystal: I hope you aren't going to sell me.
Luneth: AH! *backs all the way to a wall* TALKING CRYSTAL! IT'S CURSED! *grabs blade* AHHHHHHHHHH!!! *attacks crystal*
Talking Crystal: That's not.... *sighs* This is going to take forever.

Refia: So wait, you don't remember anything?
Desch: Nothing.
Refia: Another amnesia moment.... C'mon, I can actually name a lot of people who had amnesia.
Ingus: Really?
Refia: Yeah! Alice, Spence, Kohaku....
Luneth: Who are those...
Refia: DON'T INTERRUPT ME!! Great, I lost the rest of the names... *glares at Luneth* Thanks a lot!
Luneth: What did I do? I just ask a simple question and then I get yelled at. Women...
Refia: WHAT!?
Luneth: Nothing! It was... Arc! *runs*
Arc: That's making yourself look innocent.

*the group stares at Bahamut for the first time*
Group: What the-!
Desch: That's the powerful creature of this mountain, Bahamut.
Arc: It's huge!
Desch: Well duh, it's a-
Luneth: Giant dragon human?
Desch: No...
Luneth: It has to be! Look at it, it's not like regular dragons. It's legs are straight down.
Desch: *ignores Luneth*

*backstage, choosing their class/job*
Luneth: Shotgun on Knight!
Refia: White Mage!
Arc: Black Mage!
*group gets dressed into their new job*
Luneth: I'm glad I shotgun Knight. I can continue to use swords again.
Refia: Do I look like a saint?
Luneth: Not even close.
Refia: *whacks Luneth on the head with her staff* At least you gave an honest opinion.
Arc: Is this hat too big?
Refia: Pull it down any further and we won't be able to see your head.
Luneth: Where's OW Ingus?
Refia: Must be still getting dress.
Ingus: I'm not coming out...
Refia: C'mon! It can't be that bad.
Ingus: The costume is ok, just my weapons and power.
Arc: That's it! *drags Ingus out* Nothing can be bad about being a Red Mage.
*Battle Mode! Ingus does 23 damage while the rest of the group pulls 40s*
Ingus: ....................
Arc: Oh....
Ingus: Shotgun on Knight next week.

Luneth: What's that yellow bird thing? *points to a giant bird running around*
Refia: That's a Chocobo.
Luneth: It's a giant chicken. Great, now I'm staring at something I would rather eat than ride.
Refia: Luneth! Shut up or we won't get a faster way around this place.
Ingus: When do we switch jobs?
Luneth: Never! Alright, let's just get the birds and ride our way to our next destination.
Refia: No eating the bird. GOT IT!
Luneth: Ok, ok, can't trust me with a Chocobo. *places pepper on one Chocobo*

Luneth: I like to congratulate everyone who worked on our game's remake.
Refia: What are you doing Luneth?
Luneth: Thanking people.
Refia: What people?
Luneth: The people who remade our game.
Refia: Game?
Luneth: Yeah. We're just characters in the best RPG series every created.
Refia: Oh...
Luneth: What's wrong?
Refia: Just characters in a game...
Arc: *appears behind Refia* BOO!
Refia: *ignores Arc* .......................
Arc: What's with her?
Luneth: She just realized we're characters in a game.
Arc: Oh...... *goes in the same depressed mood as Refia*
Ingus: What's with-
Luneth: Don't say anything...



~Final Fantasy 7~


*Aeris's Death Scene*
Sephiroth: *begins to come down, sword facing Aeris's back* This is it!
Aeris: *moves* Alright, let's go Cloud.
Sephiroth: ! *hits the ground instead* Dammit Aeris, you weren't suppose to move! C'mon, I couldn't have missed! This sword is huge!
Cloud: Sephiroth!
Sephiroth: Great...

*Bahamut battle*
Cloud: You got to be kidding me. Bahamut again?!
Tifa: Overused summon?
Cid: Seen in every Final Fantasy.
Tifa: People do like Bahamut.
Cid: Because it's a dragon?
Tifa: Nah. Must be because it looks awesome.
Cloud and Cid: Oh....
Cloud: Isn't there a better reason?

Cloud: *gets chased by fangirls* GET THESE FANGIRLS AWAY FROM ME!
Aeris: Fangirls have been chasing him for hours. We should really help him.
Tifa: That's what he gets for being awesome and the ultimate hottie to most girls' eyes.

Cid: YEAH! OUR MOVIE IS AWESOME!
Cloud: Once again, Bahamut.
Tifa: Stop complaining Cloud. A lot of action scenes in it.
Yuffie: And a Sephiroth battle!
Barret: Better than the first movie they made.
Tifa: I did see some Chocobos in that.
Barret: Yeah, two scenes, but they weren't real.
Luneth: Someone say Chocobo?

*backstage*
Sephiroth: *measures his sword* I shouldn't have missed.
Cloud: Still trying to find out how you missed?
Sephiroth: YES! I mean, c'mon, this sword is as tall as a regular mattress.
Cloud: Well, Aeris did stop praying and moved out of her spot, maybe that's-
Sephiroth: No, I could of still impaled her even if she got up and moved a little bit.
Cloud: Maybe one of the wires broke.
Sephiroth: Nah, I checked all the wires.
Cloud: Just don't worry about it. You know, while you're distracted I can kill you right now.
Sephiroth: I would stab you before you get the chance to kill me.
Cloud: Want to challenge that?
Sephiroth: You're on! *Cloud and Sephiroth begin a sword battle*
Tifa: *sighs* They'll never give up...

Aeris: Mr. Director, what should I do next after my body sinks into the water?
Director: Oh. Just stand somewhere off the stage and look pretty.
Aeris: o_o That's it?!

Aeris: Cloud?
Cloud: Yeah?
Aeris: How come we haven't gotten a remake yet? We're the best possibly Final Fantasy game out.
Cloud: Don't know. Do you actually want to go through your death again?
Aeris: No, but I still want a remake. Look at the other Final Fantasy games. They all got remakes.
Cloud: Yeah, but mostly for the GBA and DS.
Vincent: They did have a "demo" of FF7 at one of the gaming show before.
Aeris: But that was a "demo". How long ago was that?
Cloud: At least we got our own movie.
Aeris: True.



~Final Fantasy 10~



Tidus: Hey Rikku?
Rikku: Yeah?
Tidus: How can we stay underwater for such a long time and don't need to go up for air?
Rikku: Magical invisible air helmets.
Tidus: What?
Rikku: Never knew that? While you were unconscious, we placed it on you. No one will ever tell you have it on.
Tidus: This place is weird.
Rikku: Your outfit is weird.

*Bahamut battle once again*
Tidus: Again with Bahamut?
Yuan: At least it changed.
Tidus: I liked it when it looked like a regular dragon. Now it's a human dragon. Watch, it'll be named after a ship soon.
Yuan: Umm...
Tidus: Don't even say I'm right.

Tidus and Yuan: *laughing in an awkward way*
Wakka: What the hell is with the awkward laugh?
Auron: I don't know, but it's getting annoying.
Wakka: Was this scene awarded the most "Awkward scene in a video game" by some tv show.
Auron: I believe so.
Tidus and Yuan: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! *still laughing in an awkward way*

*Battle against Sin*
Sin: *keeps getting attacked by the group*
Tidus: Sorry dad! *attacks Sin again* Sorry again. *attacks Sin once again* I'm really sorry about that one.
Wakka: Are you going to continue to say sorry to something that isn't your dad anymore?
Tidus: *attacks again* SORRY! Yes. Even if it's a terrifying, huge, monster, Sin is still my dad.
Yuan: Aw, that's so kind of you Tidus.
Tidus: But my dad still has to die. *attacks again* Sorry, but I still hate you!

*Anima battle*
Tidus: What the-
Wakka: Anima looks like the new zombie leader.
Tidus: Why is it called Anima? People might mistake its name and call it Anime.
Yuan: It's still a cool name.
Tidus: What's with the chains? Will something bad happen if I break the chains? *begins striking the chains*
Wakka: You idiot! *stops Tidus* Don't dare unleash its ultimate power!
Tidus: What? Creatures from hell take over the planet?
Wakka: Yeah, pretty much.
Tidus: Oh ok. *stares at chain and continues to attack it*

Tidus: No movie or remake? Our game feels hurt and left out!


Chapter 2 End



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PostSubject: Re: Video Game Outtakes: On and Off the Screen   Tue Jan 29, 2008 9:31 am

I liked FF3 the best. But all and all. Still friggin funny as hell

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PostSubject: Re: Video Game Outtakes: On and Off the Screen   Wed Jan 30, 2008 4:59 pm

Uh-huh, uh-huh funny... what Xtreme said... ^^

Fred: Hey Aeris... write some more, and be quick about it!!

Don't rush Fred!!! It takes time to write this stuff!!

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PostSubject: Re: Video Game Outtakes: On and Off the Screen   Sat Feb 23, 2008 1:23 am

Chapter 3 Metal Gear Solid

~Metal Gear Solid~


Campbell: Your mission is to destroy Metal Gear.
Snake: Metal Gear?
Campbell: Yeah, sounds cool. Big tall robot that gets more robots in the future.
Snake: How do you know this?
Campbell: Because... I'm from the FUTURE! *dramatic theme*
Snake: Huh?
Campbell: Yeah, FUTURE! *dramatic theme*

Ocelot: *gets his hand cut off* OMG! WHAT THE HELL!!! WHY THE *censored* WOULD YOU DO THAT?!?!?!?! I MEAN C'MON!!! *censored* *censored* *censored*
Snake: o_O At least it wasn't your arm.
Ocelot: BUT I'M LEFT HANDED! NOW I GOT TO LEARN HOW TO WRITE RIGHT HANDED! BASTARD DIDN'T HAVE TO DO THAT!!
Ninja: *in other room listening to Ocelot* Yes, ninjas rule!

*Ninja Battle*
Snake: Ok, I got a question. Why did you cut Ocelot's hand off?
Ninja: It was in my childhood years.
*13 years ago*
Young Ocelot: Haha! Ninja believes he can become a ninja. Watching too much Naruto I see.
Young Ninja: I am going to become a ninja! And not just any ninja, a robot looking ninja. And what's this "Naruto"?
Young Ocelot: *kicks sand in Young Ninja's eyes* We'll see! *runs away*
*13 years later ~Now~*
Ninja: And I wanted him to lose his gun shooting hand.
Snake: Wow, you actually known each other for 13 years?
Ninja: Sadly, yes.

*Same Ninja Battle Part 2*
Ninja: *gets shot* Pain, give me more!
Snake: You actually like getting shot?
Ninja: Yeah, I never feel pain when I'm wearing to suit
Snake: Well, what about the pain of the people you killed just right outside?
Ninja: People?
*10 minutes ago*
Person in Yellow Suit 1: Please, I got a wife and 5 kids!
Ninja: NONE SHALL LIVE! *stabs person*
Person in Yellow Suit 2: OMG, THAT GUY DIED BY SOME INVISIBLE THING!
Ninja: You're next!
Snake: *enters hallway. Sees a person getting stabbed in mid-air* Cool, teach me that trick!
Person in Yellow Suit 2: Tell my lawyer.... I'm suing him for this job... *dies*
*~Now~ *
Ninja: Nope, didn't feel any pain from that.
Snake: Are you that cold blooded?!

Psycho Mantis: Ah, I see all that's on your memory card.
Snake: Memory card?
Psycho Mantis: I see you have Digimon and Yugioh. Wait, why do you play those games?
Snake: When you get bored on your trip here that's why!
Psycho Mantis: Ok, let's see what else. You saved 1000 times!?
Snake: About that...
*2 hours ago*
Snake: *takes two steps* SAVE!
*saves*
Snake: *takes one step* SAVE!
*saves*
Snake: *tales another step* SAVE!
*saves*
Psycho Mantis: Wow.

Snake's Master: Snake, I have to tell you something.
Snake: What Master?
Snake's Master: *takes off disguise* I'm actually your brother Liquid!
Snake: Liquid!
Liquid: Yes Snake, are you shocked?
Snake: I just have one question.
Liquid: What is it?
Snake: Why did you give me tips on how to kill your comrades?
Liquid: It was all part of the evil plan! They were all worthless anyway!
Ocelot: Even me?
Liquid: Yes, you too. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Ocelot: I feel used...
Snake: You're mad Liquid!

Snake: To all those who've played my game, did you see both endings?
Liquid: There's two endings?
Snake: Yep. One ending is where Meryl dies and she lives in the other one.
Meryl: Give the heroine a break!
Snake: And want to know something else?
Liquid and Meryl: Sure.
Snake: My voice actor is named David and in this game I said my real name is David.
Liquid and Meryl: *gasp!*
Liquid: Wait, why am I gasping? I knew that from the beginning.


~Metal Gear Solid 2~


Director: Alright everyone, I know we're going to enjoy the next game, but we need to make a few changes.
Snake: What changes?
Director: Well first off, Snake, you will only be played for a few hours then we'll switch off with someone else.
Snake: WHAT!?
Director: Come in kid.
Raiden: Yo, I'm Raiden.
Snake: I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!!! *charges at Raiden, but people begin to hold him back* LET ME JUST KILL HIM!
Raiden: What's his problem?
Director: You're stealing his job.
Raiden: Oh.

*after the tanker scene*
Director: Alright, let's switch.
Snake: *walks by Raiden* "I'm watching you"
Raiden: o_O <---- (Took that in a wrong way)

Campbell: Your new name is Raiden.
Raiden: Why can't I be Snake?
Snake: *glares at Raiden*
Raiden: o_o I mean, I'm good with Raiden!

Vamp: I've died once, I won't die again.
Everyone: GODMOD!
Vamp: What? I said I died once...
Raiden: But look at you! You're covered in bullet holes and I shot your brains out. How can you still be alive?!
Vamp: I'm a-
Raiden: Godmod?
Vamp: No! I'm a-
Snake and Raiden: Godmod?
Vamp: WILL YOU STOP IT! Damn, can I say that I'm a-
Raiden, Snake, and Director: Godmod?
Vamp: I GIVE UP! *walks away*
Raiden: Vampire?

*after the first scene of Vamp falling into the water later*
Raiden: Alright Emma, just go across that beam and I'll kill anyone or blow up anything in your way.
Emma: Ok... *scared and begins to cross it*
*10 minutes later*
Vamp: *appears from the water and puts a knife near Emma*
Raiden: WHAT THE HELL! GO AWAY GODMOD!
Director: It's part of the plot. He kills Emma.
Emma: He kills who? *gets stabbed by Vamp*
Raiden: I was distracted! *shoots Vamp's head again*
Vamp: Slow motion drop. *falls into the water*
Raiden: And stay down. Emma, are you ok?
Emma: *lays on the beam, dying* x_x

*Offstage*
Snake: So, did you get rid of Vamp?
Raiden: Yeah. Shot his head the second time.
Snake: You know he isn't dead.
Raiden: I'm sure he is. I shot him many times, in places you easily die.
Snake: You'll see what I mean kid.
Raiden: Kid?

Raiden: *hides in a box and moves around* No one will spot me now.
Guard: Huh? *sees a box* Oh, my magazines must have came in.
Raiden: Magazines? *box is open* Um...
Guard: Oh... must be for experiments. *closes box*
Raiden: Pervert... *walks away*

Campbell: Raiden, you're going to have to sacrifice one of your magazines in order to get the guards off your trail.
Raiden: But- But- This is the new limited edition magazine I got before I started this mission.
Campbell: Well it must be used!
Raiden: *cries and drops the magazine*
Guard 1: Hey, a magazine!
Guard 2: Which one?
Guard 1: Limited Edition of Perverts "R" Us.
Guard 3: What?! That can be sold for millions!
*blackout. Firing of bullets are heard throughout the room*
Guard 2: *bullet wounds on his arms and legs* HA! I WIN!! *falls over in pain*
Raiden: *grabs magazine* That's mine! *runs away*
Guard 2: My... my... maga... *dies due to loss of too much blood*

*sword fight*
Raiden: *swings his sword and clashes with Solidus's sword* You killed my parents!
Solidus: No, I am YOUR PARENTS!
Raiden: Wait.. *sword battle stops* What the hell? That doesn't make any sense.
Solidus: You sure?
Raiden: *cuts his back* Yep.
Solidus: Argh! *falls off building*
Raiden: Remember kids, get your quotes right. *winks*


~Metal Gear Solid 3~


Snake: Wait, wait. So you're telling me I'm a bit younger and this is before Metal Gear Solid.
Director: Yep.
Snake: C'MON! This means I can't kill anyone I meet here that's on the other games.
Director: Yep.
Snake: Ugh.

Ocolet: It's nice to meet you Snake. *grabs gun*
Snake: I already know you. It's called the future.
Ocolet: Future?
*Few minutes later*
TIME PARADOX
Snake: Time Paradox?
Director: Yeah. He mustn't know of the future.
Snake: Now you're making my job harder.

*with Eva and Snake in a cave near a fire* ~Note: This was one of those "WTF" scenes.~
*shadows appear to be both Eva and Snake are wrestling in a dirty way*
Snake: I love shadow puppets.
Eva: Wrestling shadow puppets are better though.
Snake: I'm missing that for my mission too.
Eva: I hope Hulk Hogan wins the Royal Rumble.

Snake: *appears to be on a river in a very dark area* Where am I?
Dead Guard: You killed me! You killed me!
Snake: I remember you!
*2 hours ago*
Guard: I can't wait to go back home after- *neck is snapped*
Snake: *drags body away*
*present time*
Snake: Yeah... sorry about that.
Dead Guard: Now you must die!
Snake: *walks away* If I die, that'll create a time paradox.

Ocolet: HA HA! Now I'm in full control of this Pre-Metal Gear Rex!
Snake: You aren't the one who suppose to be riding that. That shocky guy is suppose to be-
*Rex explodes*
TIME PARADOX
Snake: ENOUGH ALREADY!

Snake: *begins to climb up a tall ladder, bringing him back to the surface* Finally, almost done this whole mission.
*Snake Eater is begin played*
Music: What a thrill... With darkness and silence through the night.
Snake: What the hell? Am I going crazy?
Music: What a thrill... I'm searching and I'll melt into you.
Snake: Ok! SHOW YOURSELF!
Music: *gets louder each time he climbs up* What a fear in my heart. But you're so supreme!
Snake: I'M GOING CRAZY!! *let's go of ladder and falls*
TIME PARADOX
Big Boss: Hm, guess that wasn't him after all.

Ocelot: *juggles guns* Choose a gun.
Snake: *grabs gun and fires at Ocelot. He dies*
TIME PARADOX
Eva: You just killed him again.
Snake: Who cares about the time paradox. What's going to happen?
*Metal Gear Solid*
Mario: *gets his hand cut off* What am I doing here anyway? I'm suppose to be saving the princess.
Ninja: He hasn't noticed his hand was cut off?
Snake: Nope, and he's being talking for hours.
Mario: This area is too graphic for me and- *looks at his hand* SWEET MUSHROOM KINGDOM, MY FIREBALL USING HAND!! *runs around the room and touches one of the bomb wires*
Snake: Oh shi-
*whole place blows up*

~Preview of Metal Gear Solid 4~


Snake is old!

Snake: What the- I'm an old man now?! I had regular colored hair 2 years or whatever years ago and now I got gray hair?! What is this, the end of the series?!
Everyone: ........

Raiden has new ninja armor!

Raiden: *sees Vamp* How the hell are you alive?
Vamp: I can't die idiot.
Raiden: No wonder why, his power level is over 9000. Thank you new ninja armour suit!

Familiar characters return!

Ocelot: How old am I now? I lost count after Metal Gear Solid. And why do I look the same?

Snake puts a gun in his mouth!

Snake: I wonder what would happen if I put this gun in my mouth and pull the trigger. *tries*
*blackout and firing of a gun is heard*

FIND OUT MORE WHEN MGS4 COMES OUT! THIS SUMMER! (Unless there's another delay...)

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Snake: People are going to eat me?


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Chapter 4 is up next and what better way to kick it off is by a request. Nintendude07 has requested for a Super Smash Bros. Outtake and it shall be done! Tune in for the explosive chapter!

(Yes, I got a request on the website. ^_^)

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PostSubject: Re: Video Game Outtakes: On and Off the Screen   Sat Feb 23, 2008 2:29 pm

Lol, That's funny..Poor Mario

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PostSubject: Re: Video Game Outtakes: On and Off the Screen   Thu Feb 28, 2008 6:40 am

lol... I loved that game ^^ man, you got to write more...

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PostSubject: Re: Video Game Outtakes: On and Off the Screen   Fri Feb 29, 2008 12:40 am

I am, but might take longer than a week. Got to gather some ideas for this.

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PostSubject: Re: Video Game Outtakes: On and Off the Screen   Fri Feb 29, 2008 1:05 am

just make it before the actual game...wait o second thought don't rush *sips sake and pours the rest down aeris's throat* you enjoy that...

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PostSubject: Re: Video Game Outtakes: On and Off the Screen   Fri Feb 29, 2008 7:04 am

lol... hey!! I wanted some!! *looks at Carbon.*

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PostSubject: Re: Video Game Outtakes: On and Off the Screen   Fri Feb 29, 2008 8:07 pm

*tosses kami another bottle* she needs it ,you just enjoy it *smiles at drunk aeris*

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PostSubject: Re: Video Game Outtakes: On and Off the Screen   Sat Mar 01, 2008 12:34 am

Who said I'm drunk?????? That was FS in a disguise.

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