Corrupt Wish

Granted but your satelite/cable service runs out so you can see them

I wish I understood this game more

Granted but we add new, more complicated rules

I wish my nail would grow back. (it broke off today!!!! I was so angry!! But sad too... )

Wish granted but its horribly infected

I wish I had ninja skillz

Granted, but you die before you show them off.

I wish the Naruto World was real.

((Cool my nail is growing back!!!! ^^))

Granted but they peg you an outcast and chase you for life.

I wish people could use alchemy like FMA

Granted but it sucks

I wish it was nicer out

Granted, but then your grounded for 5 years.

I wish that my hair was longer....

Granted but you catch lice

I wish I had a Wii, or a 360, or a PS3

granted but its deformed....


I wish that my nerves werent as wracked as they are.

Granted but your brother tries to takeover your site, making you mad again

I wish I had a Pichu (dont post anything too harsh!)

granted but it dies from over shocking itself.

I wish that I didn't have arthritis in my arm's and hands...

Shadow wrote:

granted but it dies from over shocking itself.

I wish that I didn't have arthritis in my arm's and hands...

What the hell did I say? *Revives Pichu with Phoinex Down, its ok....*

Granted but it just comes back 5 min later

I wish I had my own little world

Granted but it really is a "small" world.

I wish I had super powers

How small?

Granted but the government comes by, kidnaps u, sticks a needle in u and takes them away.

I wish I had a better computer than this hunk o' junk

Smaller than a penny

Granted but you get mine... (I know mine is way worst then yours... at least you can get on N&A.)

I wish I had drawing talent

Mine is a computer from like 1998, with Xp put on it. Its slow as crap.

Granted but you draw too much and get carpal tunnel

I wish my moms dog wasnt so hyper

Oh...

Granted but it only is calm for 5 minutes

I wish I would wash my hair... (Ive been putting it off for two days...)

Granted but it doesn't work

I wish I knew what that post really meant

granted, but then you fall off the side of a building,

I wish my hair wasn't so oily...(I have to wash it every day.)

((I was just saying I should wash my hair...))

Granted but you forget in 2 minutes

I wish I had those new vandals.

Granted, but they arent "New" at all.

I wish I could control what comes on my T.V. stations

Granted but the power goes out.

I wish I could be in 8th grade again... ((That was the funest year of school))

Granted, but you come back as a teachers aid.

I wish I had a gun and was in front of Oprah with a bullet in the gun.

Granted, but security rips you out

I wish I couldn't get indesgestion

granted but you get cut up by a random person and they rip your intestines out.

I wish my head would stop hurting.