Video Game Outtakes: On and Off the Screen

I got this running on a different website so once I update on there, I'll update here.

Each chapter I make will feature 1 popular game series. There could be more than 1 game from that series in each chapter. Beginning is short, but I'll make up for that.
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Wesker: Stop it! Don't open that door!
Jill: Why the hell not? There's no zombies or those dog things out there.
Wesker: Jill... we just came from out there. There's plenty of zombies out there. Remember? Someone died.
Jill: Who again?
Wesker: Nevermind...

*Few minutes later*
Barry: Hope this is not Chris's blood.
Jill: You could of used "isn't" you know. And why do I look fat on the unreleased GBC (GameBoy Color) version?
Barry: Don't know. Director, why does she look fat?
Director: How am I suppose to know?? I just direct the game and that's it. Now pay attention to the blood scene!
Jill: C'mon, we all know it isn't his blood. If it's his blood then I'm not the Lockpick Master.

*another few minutes later*
Jill: Better go done this hallway without holding up gun. *sees a zombie. Blood is stained on its mouth and teeth* What the hell?
Zombie: Just a regular zombie who can't die by shots to the chest, but only shots to the head.
Jill: Why did you just spoil your weakness?
Zombie: Because I know you won't be able to shoot me with bad camera angles going on through this place.
Jill: True.
Zombie: Ok, so can I kill you know?
Jill: *shoots zombie head* No. *Zombie falls dead* Take that for bad camera angles!
~Jill gained the title of: Super Bad Camera Angle Headshot Master!~
Jill: What happen to my "Lockpick Master" title???

~Resident Ev...~
Jill: Wait a minute! What happen to my "Lockpick Master" scene???
Director: Jill, you're in the next scene. Now calm down.
Jill: JILL WANT LOCKPICK SCENE!!
Director: Move along...





Director: Been a while Jill. Got a new costume I see.
Jill: Still mad at you...
Director: Ok, let's start this already.

Jill: Ah, the S.T.A.R.S headquarters. Nothing is going to happen... *guy gets thrown around by a big mutated creature thing* WHAT THE HELL!?!
Person Being Thrown Around: I NEED HELP OVER HERE!
Nemesis: Stars...
Person Being Thrown Around: And he keeps saying Stars. It's getting annoying.
Nemesis: STARS! *kills the person*
Jill: *stares at Nemesis* What am I going to do? Standing here won't work and that thing is way too powerful.
Choices:
Head into the S.T.A.R.S building.
Face Nemesis (even if it's way too early in the game).
Run over to the Director
Jill: DIRECTOR! *runs to the Director. Nemesis chases after her*
Director: Hey, don't bring him over here! *runs as well*

Director: Well, we need to find a place to make the game.
Nemesis: STARS! *takes Rocket Launcher and blows up town*
Director: That will do.

*Off Screen Break*
Carlos: What's wrong Jill?
Jill: Me in the second RE movie. I have black hair. BLACK HAIR! I got brown hair in the Resident Evil games!
Carlos: Well at least you didn't die...
Jill: I disappeared...
Both: ...............................
Jill: Who's Alice anyway?!






Director: Thank goodness Jill isn't here. Alright Leon, you got the spotlight kid.
Leon: Finally!
Ashley: What about me?
Director: You... well, you'll see in a few seconds.
Hooded People: *grabs Ashley and kidnaps her* Thank you.... *they disappear*
Director: Alright, let's start the game!

*First Ashley capture scene*
Ashley: I'm fine! Leave me alone! *runs straight into a hallway and spikes lift up from the floor* AH! *keeps running until she reaches the wall* What was that all about?! *Ashley gets trapped and the wall she leaned against turned. She's in a different room now*
Leon: Your fine? Brat...

~After being stabbed by Saddler, Luis lays down dying~
Luis: The sample, Saddler took it. You have to get it back. *dies*
Leon: Luis! LUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!
Ashley: What the hell is going on up there?
Leon: Shut up Ashley!

*Off Screen Break*
Luis: I can't believe I died...
Leon: C'mon Luis. At least you aren't in this twisted world anymore.
Luis: .......................... RESURRECT ME!

*End of Game*
Ashley: So ehm, after you take me back to my place, how about we do some overtime?
Leon: o_O *grabs Ashley and drowns her*

*Never Seen in game (Made-up)*
President: Ashley, I'm so glad to see you again sweety!
Jill Dressed as Ashley: Yeah, whatever.
Leon: That will fool him for now...




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On the next chapter, we hit our first RPG with Final Fantasy. Don't miss our next epsiode, or chapter, or whatever you call it.

Lmfao!!

Quote :

Advertisement: Barry's Jill Sandwich. It's Jillicious!

Hilarious!

LOL!!!!! OMG if only we could really drown Ashely in the game... that would rock!!!!

Kanami wrote:

LOL!!!!! OMG if only we could really drown Ashely in the game... that would rock!!!!

That would be awesome!

Next chapter is almost done.

Final Fantasy 3 was pretty easy to remember since I played it recently. The other two games, so-so. I tried the best I can, but at least I got something in. Here we go!
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Luneth: *falls down a hole* Who would dig a hole? What are they trying to do, break my legs?
Talking Crystal: Dammit, it didn't work...
Luneth: Well, better just explore this place. Wonder if anyone is worried about me.
Random Stranger: Hey Arc, where is Luneth?
Arc: Who?
Random Stranger: You know, Luneth, the one with the silverish hair. Your best friend.
Arc: Doesn't ring a bell...
Luneth: Why does it feel like no one cares?

Luneth: * Approaches a giant crystal* It's a giant crystal! This thing must be worth a fortune!
Talking Crystal: I hope you aren't going to sell me.
Luneth: AH! *backs all the way to a wall* TALKING CRYSTAL! IT'S CURSED! *grabs blade* AHHHHHHHHHH!!! *attacks crystal*
Talking Crystal: That's not.... *sighs* This is going to take forever.

Refia: So wait, you don't remember anything?
Desch: Nothing.
Refia: Another amnesia moment.... C'mon, I can actually name a lot of people who had amnesia.
Ingus: Really?
Refia: Yeah! Alice, Spence, Kohaku....
Luneth: Who are those...
Refia: DON'T INTERRUPT ME!! Great, I lost the rest of the names... *glares at Luneth* Thanks a lot!
Luneth: What did I do? I just ask a simple question and then I get yelled at. Women...
Refia: WHAT!?
Luneth: Nothing! It was... Arc! *runs*
Arc: That's making yourself look innocent.

*the group stares at Bahamut for the first time*
Group: What the-!
Desch: That's the powerful creature of this mountain, Bahamut.
Arc: It's huge!
Desch: Well duh, it's a-
Luneth: Giant dragon human?
Desch: No...
Luneth: It has to be! Look at it, it's not like regular dragons. It's legs are straight down.
Desch: *ignores Luneth*

*backstage, choosing their class/job*
Luneth: Shotgun on Knight!
Refia: White Mage!
Arc: Black Mage!
*group gets dressed into their new job*
Luneth: I'm glad I shotgun Knight. I can continue to use swords again.
Refia: Do I look like a saint?
Luneth: Not even close.
Refia: *whacks Luneth on the head with her staff* At least you gave an honest opinion.
Arc: Is this hat too big?
Refia: Pull it down any further and we won't be able to see your head.
Luneth: Where's OW Ingus?
Refia: Must be still getting dress.
Ingus: I'm not coming out...
Refia: C'mon! It can't be that bad.
Ingus: The costume is ok, just my weapons and power.
Arc: That's it! *drags Ingus out* Nothing can be bad about being a Red Mage.
*Battle Mode! Ingus does 23 damage while the rest of the group pulls 40s*
Ingus: ....................
Arc: Oh....
Ingus: Shotgun on Knight next week.

Luneth: What's that yellow bird thing? *points to a giant bird running around*
Refia: That's a Chocobo.
Luneth: It's a giant chicken. Great, now I'm staring at something I would rather eat than ride.
Refia: Luneth! Shut up or we won't get a faster way around this place.
Ingus: When do we switch jobs?
Luneth: Never! Alright, let's just get the birds and ride our way to our next destination.
Refia: No eating the bird. GOT IT!
Luneth: Ok, ok, can't trust me with a Chocobo. *places pepper on one Chocobo*

Luneth: I like to congratulate everyone who worked on our game's remake.
Refia: What are you doing Luneth?
Luneth: Thanking people.
Refia: What people?
Luneth: The people who remade our game.
Refia: Game?
Luneth: Yeah. We're just characters in the best RPG series every created.
Refia: Oh...
Luneth: What's wrong?
Refia: Just characters in a game...
Arc: *appears behind Refia* BOO!
Refia: *ignores Arc* .......................
Arc: What's with her?
Luneth: She just realized we're characters in a game.
Arc: Oh...... *goes in the same depressed mood as Refia*
Ingus: What's with-
Luneth: Don't say anything...





*Aeris's Death Scene*
Sephiroth: *begins to come down, sword facing Aeris's back* This is it!
Aeris: *moves* Alright, let's go Cloud.
Sephiroth: ! *hits the ground instead* Dammit Aeris, you weren't suppose to move! C'mon, I couldn't have missed! This sword is huge!
Cloud: Sephiroth!
Sephiroth: Great...

*Bahamut battle*
Cloud: You got to be kidding me. Bahamut again?!
Tifa: Overused summon?
Cid: Seen in every Final Fantasy.
Tifa: People do like Bahamut.
Cid: Because it's a dragon?
Tifa: Nah. Must be because it looks awesome.
Cloud and Cid: Oh....
Cloud: Isn't there a better reason?

Cloud: *gets chased by fangirls* GET THESE FANGIRLS AWAY FROM ME!
Aeris: Fangirls have been chasing him for hours. We should really help him.
Tifa: That's what he gets for being awesome and the ultimate hottie to most girls' eyes.

Cid: YEAH! OUR MOVIE IS AWESOME!
Cloud: Once again, Bahamut.
Tifa: Stop complaining Cloud. A lot of action scenes in it.
Yuffie: And a Sephiroth battle!
Barret: Better than the first movie they made.
Tifa: I did see some Chocobos in that.
Barret: Yeah, two scenes, but they weren't real.
Luneth: Someone say Chocobo?

*backstage*
Sephiroth: *measures his sword* I shouldn't have missed.
Cloud: Still trying to find out how you missed?
Sephiroth: YES! I mean, c'mon, this sword is as tall as a regular mattress.
Cloud: Well, Aeris did stop praying and moved out of her spot, maybe that's-
Sephiroth: No, I could of still impaled her even if she got up and moved a little bit.
Cloud: Maybe one of the wires broke.
Sephiroth: Nah, I checked all the wires.
Cloud: Just don't worry about it. You know, while you're distracted I can kill you right now.
Sephiroth: I would stab you before you get the chance to kill me.
Cloud: Want to challenge that?
Sephiroth: You're on! *Cloud and Sephiroth begin a sword battle*
Tifa: *sighs* They'll never give up...

Aeris: Mr. Director, what should I do next after my body sinks into the water?
Director: Oh. Just stand somewhere off the stage and look pretty.
Aeris: o_o That's it?!

Aeris: Cloud?
Cloud: Yeah?
Aeris: How come we haven't gotten a remake yet? We're the best possibly Final Fantasy game out.
Cloud: Don't know. Do you actually want to go through your death again?
Aeris: No, but I still want a remake. Look at the other Final Fantasy games. They all got remakes.
Cloud: Yeah, but mostly for the GBA and DS.
Vincent: They did have a "demo" of FF7 at one of the gaming show before.
Aeris: But that was a "demo". How long ago was that?
Cloud: At least we got our own movie.
Aeris: True.





Tidus: Hey Rikku?
Rikku: Yeah?
Tidus: How can we stay underwater for such a long time and don't need to go up for air?
Rikku: Magical invisible air helmets.
Tidus: What?
Rikku: Never knew that? While you were unconscious, we placed it on you. No one will ever tell you have it on.
Tidus: This place is weird.
Rikku: Your outfit is weird.

*Bahamut battle once again*
Tidus: Again with Bahamut?
Yuan: At least it changed.
Tidus: I liked it when it looked like a regular dragon. Now it's a human dragon. Watch, it'll be named after a ship soon.
Yuan: Umm...
Tidus: Don't even say I'm right.

Tidus and Yuan: *laughing in an awkward way*
Wakka: What the hell is with the awkward laugh?
Auron: I don't know, but it's getting annoying.
Wakka: Was this scene awarded the most "Awkward scene in a video game" by some tv show.
Auron: I believe so.
Tidus and Yuan: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! *still laughing in an awkward way*

*Battle against Sin*
Sin: *keeps getting attacked by the group*
Tidus: Sorry dad! *attacks Sin again* Sorry again. *attacks Sin once again* I'm really sorry about that one.
Wakka: Are you going to continue to say sorry to something that isn't your dad anymore?
Tidus: *attacks again* SORRY! Yes. Even if it's a terrifying, huge, monster, Sin is still my dad.
Yuan: Aw, that's so kind of you Tidus.
Tidus: But my dad still has to die. *attacks again* Sorry, but I still hate you!

*Anima battle*
Tidus: What the-
Wakka: Anima looks like the new zombie leader.
Tidus: Why is it called Anima? People might mistake its name and call it Anime.
Yuan: It's still a cool name.
Tidus: What's with the chains? Will something bad happen if I break the chains? *begins striking the chains*
Wakka: You idiot! *stops Tidus* Don't dare unleash its ultimate power!
Tidus: What? Creatures from hell take over the planet?
Wakka: Yeah, pretty much.
Tidus: Oh ok. *stares at chain and continues to attack it*

Tidus: No movie or remake? Our game feels hurt and left out!




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On the next chapter, we sneak in with Metal Gear. Tune in and maybe you'll get a cookie for reading.

I liked FF3 the best. But all and all. Still friggin funny as hell

Uh-huh, uh-huh funny... what Xtreme said... ^^

Fred: Hey Aeris... write some more, and be quick about it!!

Don't rush Fred!!! It takes time to write this stuff!!

Campbell: Your mission is to destroy Metal Gear.
Snake: Metal Gear?
Campbell: Yeah, sounds cool. Big tall robot that gets more robots in the future.
Snake: How do you know this?
Campbell: Because... I'm from the FUTURE! *dramatic theme*
Snake: Huh?
Campbell: Yeah, FUTURE! *dramatic theme*

Ocelot: *gets his hand cut off* OMG! WHAT THE HELL!!! WHY THE *censored* WOULD YOU DO THAT?!?!?!?! I MEAN C'MON!!! *censored* *censored* *censored*
Snake: o_O At least it wasn't your arm.
Ocelot: BUT I'M LEFT HANDED! NOW I GOT TO LEARN HOW TO WRITE RIGHT HANDED! BASTARD DIDN'T HAVE TO DO THAT!!
Ninja: *in other room listening to Ocelot* Yes, ninjas rule!

*Ninja Battle*
Snake: Ok, I got a question. Why did you cut Ocelot's hand off?
Ninja: It was in my childhood years.
*13 years ago*
Young Ocelot: Haha! Ninja believes he can become a ninja. Watching too much Naruto I see.
Young Ninja: I am going to become a ninja! And not just any ninja, a robot looking ninja. And what's this "Naruto"?
Young Ocelot: *kicks sand in Young Ninja's eyes* We'll see! *runs away*
*13 years later ~Now~*
Ninja: And I wanted him to lose his gun shooting hand.
Snake: Wow, you actually known each other for 13 years?
Ninja: Sadly, yes.

*Same Ninja Battle Part 2*
Ninja: *gets shot* Pain, give me more!
Snake: You actually like getting shot?
Ninja: Yeah, I never feel pain when I'm wearing to suit
Snake: Well, what about the pain of the people you killed just right outside?
Ninja: People?
*10 minutes ago*
Person in Yellow Suit 1: Please, I got a wife and 5 kids!
Ninja: NONE SHALL LIVE! *stabs person*
Person in Yellow Suit 2: OMG, THAT GUY DIED BY SOME INVISIBLE THING!
Ninja: You're next!
Snake: *enters hallway. Sees a person getting stabbed in mid-air* Cool, teach me that trick!
Person in Yellow Suit 2: Tell my lawyer.... I'm suing him for this job... *dies*
*~Now~ *
Ninja: Nope, didn't feel any pain from that.
Snake: Are you that cold blooded?!

Psycho Mantis: Ah, I see all that's on your memory card.
Snake: Memory card?
Psycho Mantis: I see you have Digimon and Yugioh. Wait, why do you play those games?
Snake: When you get bored on your trip here that's why!
Psycho Mantis: Ok, let's see what else. You saved 1000 times!?
Snake: About that...
*2 hours ago*
Snake: *takes two steps* SAVE!
*saves*
Snake: *takes one step* SAVE!
*saves*
Snake: *tales another step* SAVE!
*saves*
Psycho Mantis: Wow.

Snake's Master: Snake, I have to tell you something.
Snake: What Master?
Snake's Master: *takes off disguise* I'm actually your brother Liquid!
Snake: Liquid!
Liquid: Yes Snake, are you shocked?
Snake: I just have one question.
Liquid: What is it?
Snake: Why did you give me tips on how to kill your comrades?
Liquid: It was all part of the evil plan! They were all worthless anyway!
Ocelot: Even me?
Liquid: Yes, you too. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Ocelot: I feel used...
Snake: You're mad Liquid!

Snake: To all those who've played my game, did you see both endings?
Liquid: There's two endings?
Snake: Yep. One ending is where Meryl dies and she lives in the other one.
Meryl: Give the heroine a break!
Snake: And want to know something else?
Liquid and Meryl: Sure.
Snake: My voice actor is named David and in this game I said my real name is David.
Liquid and Meryl: *gasp!*
Liquid: Wait, why am I gasping? I knew that from the beginning.




Director: Alright everyone, I know we're going to enjoy the next game, but we need to make a few changes.
Snake: What changes?
Director: Well first off, Snake, you will only be played for a few hours then we'll switch off with someone else.
Snake: WHAT!?
Director: Come in kid.
Raiden: Yo, I'm Raiden.
Snake: I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!!! *charges at Raiden, but people begin to hold him back* LET ME JUST KILL HIM!
Raiden: What's his problem?
Director: You're stealing his job.
Raiden: Oh.

*after the tanker scene*
Director: Alright, let's switch.
Snake: *walks by Raiden* "I'm watching you"
Raiden: o_O <---- (Took that in a wrong way)

Campbell: Your new name is Raiden.
Raiden: Why can't I be Snake?
Snake: *glares at Raiden*
Raiden: o_o I mean, I'm good with Raiden!

Vamp: I've died once, I won't die again.
Everyone: GODMOD!
Vamp: What? I said I died once...
Raiden: But look at you! You're covered in bullet holes and I shot your brains out. How can you still be alive?!
Vamp: I'm a-
Raiden: Godmod?
Vamp: No! I'm a-
Snake and Raiden: Godmod?
Vamp: WILL YOU STOP IT! Damn, can I say that I'm a-
Raiden, Snake, and Director: Godmod?
Vamp: I GIVE UP! *walks away*
Raiden: Vampire?

*after the first scene of Vamp falling into the water later*
Raiden: Alright Emma, just go across that beam and I'll kill anyone or blow up anything in your way.
Emma: Ok... *scared and begins to cross it*
*10 minutes later*
Vamp: *appears from the water and puts a knife near Emma*
Raiden: WHAT THE HELL! GO AWAY GODMOD!
Director: It's part of the plot. He kills Emma.
Emma: He kills who? *gets stabbed by Vamp*
Raiden: I was distracted! *shoots Vamp's head again*
Vamp: Slow motion drop. *falls into the water*
Raiden: And stay down. Emma, are you ok?
Emma: *lays on the beam, dying* x_x

*Offstage*
Snake: So, did you get rid of Vamp?
Raiden: Yeah. Shot his head the second time.
Snake: You know he isn't dead.
Raiden: I'm sure he is. I shot him many times, in places you easily die.
Snake: You'll see what I mean kid.
Raiden: Kid?

Raiden: *hides in a box and moves around* No one will spot me now.
Guard: Huh? *sees a box* Oh, my magazines must have came in.
Raiden: Magazines? *box is open* Um...
Guard: Oh... must be for experiments. *closes box*
Raiden: Pervert... *walks away*

Campbell: Raiden, you're going to have to sacrifice one of your magazines in order to get the guards off your trail.
Raiden: But- But- This is the new limited edition magazine I got before I started this mission.
Campbell: Well it must be used!
Raiden: *cries and drops the magazine*
Guard 1: Hey, a magazine!
Guard 2: Which one?
Guard 1: Limited Edition of Perverts "R" Us.
Guard 3: What?! That can be sold for millions!
*blackout. Firing of bullets are heard throughout the room*
Guard 2: *bullet wounds on his arms and legs* HA! I WIN!! *falls over in pain*
Raiden: *grabs magazine* That's mine! *runs away*
Guard 2: My... my... maga... *dies due to loss of too much blood*

*sword fight*
Raiden: *swings his sword and clashes with Solidus's sword* You killed my parents!
Solidus: No, I am YOUR PARENTS!
Raiden: Wait.. *sword battle stops* What the hell? That doesn't make any sense.
Solidus: You sure?
Raiden: *cuts his back* Yep.
Solidus: Argh! *falls off building*
Raiden: Remember kids, get your quotes right. *winks*




Snake: Wait, wait. So you're telling me I'm a bit younger and this is before Metal Gear Solid.
Director: Yep.
Snake: C'MON! This means I can't kill anyone I meet here that's on the other games.
Director: Yep.
Snake: Ugh.

Ocolet: It's nice to meet you Snake. *grabs gun*
Snake: I already know you. It's called the future.
Ocolet: Future?
*Few minutes later*
TIME PARADOX
Snake: Time Paradox?
Director: Yeah. He mustn't know of the future.
Snake: Now you're making my job harder.

*with Eva and Snake in a cave near a fire* ~Note: This was one of those "WTF" scenes.~
*shadows appear to be both Eva and Snake are wrestling in a dirty way*
Snake: I love shadow puppets.
Eva: Wrestling shadow puppets are better though.
Snake: I'm missing that for my mission too.
Eva: I hope Hulk Hogan wins the Royal Rumble.

Snake: *appears to be on a river in a very dark area* Where am I?
Dead Guard: You killed me! You killed me!
Snake: I remember you!
*2 hours ago*
Guard: I can't wait to go back home after- *neck is snapped*
Snake: *drags body away*
*present time*
Snake: Yeah... sorry about that.
Dead Guard: Now you must die!
Snake: *walks away* If I die, that'll create a time paradox.

Ocolet: HA HA! Now I'm in full control of this Pre-Metal Gear Rex!
Snake: You aren't the one who suppose to be riding that. That shocky guy is suppose to be-
*Rex explodes*
TIME PARADOX
Snake: ENOUGH ALREADY!

Snake: *begins to climb up a tall ladder, bringing him back to the surface* Finally, almost done this whole mission.
*Snake Eater is begin played*
Music: What a thrill... With darkness and silence through the night.
Snake: What the hell? Am I going crazy?
Music: What a thrill... I'm searching and I'll melt into you.
Snake: Ok! SHOW YOURSELF!
Music: *gets louder each time he climbs up* What a fear in my heart. But you're so supreme!
Snake: I'M GOING CRAZY!! *let's go of ladder and falls*
TIME PARADOX
Big Boss: Hm, guess that wasn't him after all.

Ocelot: *juggles guns* Choose a gun.
Snake: *grabs gun and fires at Ocelot. He dies*
TIME PARADOX
Eva: You just killed him again.
Snake: Who cares about the time paradox. What's going to happen?
*Metal Gear Solid*
Mario: *gets his hand cut off* What am I doing here anyway? I'm suppose to be saving the princess.
Ninja: He hasn't noticed his hand was cut off?
Snake: Nope, and he's being talking for hours.
Mario: This area is too graphic for me and- *looks at his hand* SWEET MUSHROOM KINGDOM, MY FIREBALL USING HAND!! *runs around the room and touches one of the bomb wires*
Snake: Oh shi-
*whole place blows up*




Snake: What the- I'm an old man now?! I had regular colored hair 2 years or whatever years ago and now I got gray hair?! What is this, the end of the series?!
Everyone: ........


Raiden: *sees Vamp* How the hell are you alive?
Vamp: I can't die idiot.
Raiden: No wonder why, his power level is over 9000. Thank you new ninja armour suit!


Ocelot: How old am I now? I lost count after Metal Gear Solid. And why do I look the same?


Snake: I wonder what would happen if I put this gun in my mouth and pull the trigger. *tries*
*blackout and firing of a gun is heard*



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Chapter 4 is up next and what better way to kick it off is by a request. Nintendude07 has requested for a Super Smash Bros. Outtake and it shall be done! Tune in for the explosive chapter!

(Yes, I got a request on the website. ^_^)

Lol, That's funny..Poor Mario

lol... I loved that game ^^ man, you got to write more...

I am, but might take longer than a week. Got to gather some ideas for this.

just make it before the actual game...wait o second thought don't rush *sips sake and pours the rest down aeris's throat* you enjoy that...

lol... hey!! I wanted some!! *looks at Carbon.*

*tosses kami another bottle* she needs it ,you just enjoy it *smiles at drunk aeris*

Who said I'm drunk?????? That was FS in a disguise.

*pours more sake down aeris's throat* drink up

This is a request chapter. I actually had fun with this one. It brought together many series into one fighting game.

I waited till Brawl was out. I wanted to include it into the story. Well, here you go, Chapter 4.
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Director: Will all the characters that don't need to be unlocked please step forward.
Fox: *steps forward* Where's my ship?!
Link: *steps forward* Did you kidnap Zelda???
Pikachu: *steps forward* Pika? (Why am I here?)
Samus: *steps forward* Are people still saying I'm a guy?
Donkey Kong: *steps forward* Banana please!
Kirby: *steps forward and blinks confusingly*
Yoshi: *steps forward* Yoshi!
Mario: *steps forward* My-my hand...Need medical... *falls over*
Everyone: o_O

*New challenger! Jigglypuff*
Link: What the- A balloon creature?
Jigglypuff: Jiggly...
Link: *pokes Jigglypuff with his sword and she flies away, losing air* Ok...
*Obtained Jigglypuff*

Director: So how you feeling Mario?
Mario: After reattaching my hand, I feel much better.
Director: Good. GET HIM!
Pikachu: PiiikkaaaCHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *uses Thunder on Mario*
Mario: *gets hit* Why mmmmmmmmmmmmeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.... *blast off into the sky*

Mario: Alright, check up time.
Samus: What?
Mario: Pikachu, will you do the honors?
Pikachu: PikaCHU *shocks Samus*
*the skeleton of Samus is shown to the audience*
Mario: o_o He's actually a SHE!?
Samus: I've said that many times already. Don't you people listen?
Mario: WITCH! *runs away*
Samus: Ugh...

*New Challenger! Luigi*
Luigi: Brother!
Mario: What's a crybaby coward doing here?
Luigi: Mario, how come you're acting so mean?
Mario: Because it's Super Smash, now leave you crybaby!
Luigi: Mario, you're so... CRUEL! *cries and runs away*
*Obtained Luigi*

Link: Ugh, why am I here? I'm suppose to be saving the princess!
Fox: I was forced to come here.
*On the GreatFox*
Slippy: Fox, you got mail!
Fox: Really? I rarely get mail from this far away.
Dear Fox,
You are invited to what will be the biggest battle in gaming history. Come to Earth, Hollywood on Febuary 28th. I'll be awaiting your arrival.
Sincerely,
Director
P.S - It cost me fifty dollars just to send this to where ever you are. YOU BETTER COME!
Fox: I'm not going. Fighting in some pointless battle that won't be big, not my style.
Falco, Slippy, and Peppy: *stare at each other with a smirk on their faces. They begin to drag Fox*
Fox: I don't want to go! Why don't they take Falco instead!?
Falco: I'm not the star of Star Fox. Now go to that battle and show them that Star Fox is number one.
*Present*
Fox: Yeah, so that's my story.
Link: Wow. I just got a note saying Zelda was captured and I had to fight in this battle just to get her back. She isn't even here.
*somewhere really far away*
Ganondorf: HA! While Link is in that tournament, I get to spend time with Zelda.
Zelda: Where is Link when I need him?

*New Challenger! Ness*
Donkey Kong: What the-
Ness: Hi, I'm Ness. I'm a little late for the battle, but I'm here now.
Donkey Kong: A bee?
Ness: *wearing his yellow and black striped shirt* Bee? No, I'm a human boy and-
Donkey Kong: Bee must die! *grabs Ness and throws him on the castle ground then off the stage*
Ness: PK Thunder! *tries to move the attack to hit him, but is falling too fast* Why me? *falls*
*Obtained Ness*

*Jigglypuff and Kirby begin to float in the air*
Fox: What are they doing?
Donkey Kong: Float Contest.
Link: Whoever can stay up the longest, wins.
Fox: You know we're fighting in space...on my ship somehow.
Link: Wait, would that mean...
*Jigglypuff and Kirby float away somewhere in space*

*New Challenger! Captain Falcon*
Captain Falcon: C'mon, time to show your moves!
Yoshi: *stares at Captain, starved*
Captain Falcon: A dinosaur? No harm can come from this thing.
Yoshi: Yooooooooooooooshhhhhhhhiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii...
Captain Falcon: Now you're scaring me.
Yoshi: YOSHI! *uses tongue*
Captain Falcon: *moves backwards* AH, HUMAN-EATING DINOSAUR! RUN!!!! *runs while Yoshi is chasing him*
*Obtained Captain Wanna-be*
Captain Falcon: It's Falcon. I hate it when people do that...
*Sorry, Captain "Falcon" ................................................. Wanna-be*
Captain Falcon: .....

Director: Alright, so every character is here now. Time to hold a tournament!

(Link vs Donkey Kong)
*Hyrule Castle*
Donkey Kong: DK will win!
Link: Yeah, about that. *holds a banana* I'll give you this if you let me win.
Donkey Kong: *begins to sweat* How know DK wanted banana?
*Flashback*
Donkey Kong: *steps forward* Banana please!
*Present*
Donkey Kong: A...A... *looks between banana and tournament trophy* BANANA! *grabs it from Link*
Link: Just what I thought. *grabs bomb and throws it at DK*
Donkey Kong: *looks back at Link after finishing banana* A bomb? *grabs bomb* You dropped this Link. *throws it back at Link*
Link: o_o Oh no. *bomb explodes. Link falls off the stage*
Director: Winner, DK.
Donkey Kong: DK won?

(Samus vs Mario)
*Mushroom Kingdom*
Samus: Alright, let's have a-
Mario: WITCH! *runs off the stage*
Samus: Ok...
Director: Winner, Samus.

(Luigi vs Ness)
*Peach's Castle*
Luigi and Ness: *both stare each other down*
Ness: PK Fire!
Luigi: Green Fireball!
*DBZ Moment going on. Both continue to use the attack*
Mario (In Luigi's head): You crybaby!
Luigi: Luigi is not a crybaby! *green fireballs overpower Ness's PK Fire and he gets hit. 0% HP/stamina*
Director: Winner, Luigi.

(Pikachu vs Jigglypuff)
*Saffron City*
Pikachu: Super easy. Jigglypuff is weak. And how am I talking in English in my head?
Jigglypuff: *begins to sing her Lullaby*
Pikachu: Getting...sleepy. Must... finish...her.... *falls asleep*
Jigglypuff: *looks at Pikachu and gets mad* Jiggly! *draws on Pikachu's face and pushes him off the stage*
Director: zzzzzzzzzzzzzz *asleep from Jigglypuff's song*
Jigglypuff: *gets angry again and draws on Director's face*

(Kirby vs Captain Falcon)
*Dream Land*
Kirby: *engulfs Captain Falcon and turns into him*
Captain Falcon: What the? A miniature me? Ah, a fan.
Kirby: Show your moves. *cute, soft voice*
Captain Falcon: *looks at Kirby* No, no, no. You must say "show your moves" proudly and serious. Not cute and soft.
Kibry: Show your moves. *again, cute and soft. Walks to the end of the ring* Show your moves.
Captain Falcon: *clutches his hands and jumps in midair* Falcon Kick!
Kirby: *dodges and Captain Falcon falls*
Captain Falcon: Don't show your mov... *loses*
Director: Winner. Kirby.

(Fox vs Yoshi)
*Yoshi's Is-*
Director: Where's Yoshi?
Fox: *shrugs* I haven't seen him since he got Captain Falcon.
Director: We can't wait any longer. Winner, Fox.

Director: Alright, so the people moving on are Fox, Kirby, Jigglypuff, Luigi, Samus, and Donkey Kong. See ya next couple of years!
Everyone: What?!
Director: *disappears*







Director: We got new fighters!
Fox: Are we going to even finish the tournament?
Director: Yes, but there's a twist now.
Donkey Kong: Twist?
Director: If anyone in this fight is from the same game/place as you are, they can help you.
Fox: Wait, so who are the new fighters??
Director: Well... *brings out list* Peach, Marth, Dr. Mario, Bowser, Zelda, Ice Climbers, Ganondorf, Mewtwo, Roy, Mr. Game and Watch, Pichu, Falco, and Young Link. *burns the list*
Fox: Wow.

Mario: I'm going to cosplay now.
Bowser: Into what, a dead Mario?
Mario: No. *walks away*
*five minutes later*
Dr. Mario: I'm Dr. Mario now!
Bowser: What the-
Dr. Mario: Eat your vitamins! *throws a capsule at Bowser and it hits him*
Bowser: What was that?!
Dr. Mario: Poison Vitamin.
Bowser: ! *falls down sickly*
Dr. Mario: Ha, I was lying.

*Hyrule Temple*
Link: *finds Zelda* Zelda, I've been looking all over for you.
Zelda: Where were you when I needed you?!
Link: Well, the old note said you were captured and I had to fight in the last tournament.
Zelda: I was trapped for a month with that "thing", and was tortured.
Link: It couldn't have been that-
Ganondorf: My friends! *hugs both Zelda and Link* We can forget everything that happen for this tournament, right?
Link and Zelda: *both look at each other and attack Ganondorf*

*Icicle Mountain*
Nana: C'mon brother, you're slowing us down.
Popo: Well sorry, I feel like I'm going through a camp in hell.
Nana: Well, if you didn't slow us down maybe it wouldn't be torture.
Popo: I'm older, I'm the leader!
Nana: I'm the youngest but the smartest, I'm leader.
Mr. Game and Watch: *watches from above and starts to match sausages or pancakes (your call)*
Nana: *looks up* Hey look.
Popo: It's raining food! *pancake falls past the Ice Climbers* Mine! *jumps after it*
Nana: Popo NO! Stupid cable link! *falls with Popo*

Director: It's almost time. You all got one hour left.
Peach: It's time to start the Fangirl Show! *no one claps*
Captain: Why do they have girls in here? *accidentally whisper that to Zelda*
Zelda/Sheik: *glares at Captain Falcon and transforms in Sheik* You're dead now. *attacks CF*
Peach: The boys we have today are... Marth...
Marth: Who said I wanted to do this?
Peach: Roy...
Roy: Yeah, same here.
Peach: and Link... wait, where is he?
Young Link: He's not here. I'm just his... kid. Yeah! I'm his son.
Peach: Ok... vote now fangirls!
*10 minutes later*
Peach: And the winner is... huh? I don't remember announcing him. Oh well. Winner is Sheik!
Sheik: Wait, what???
Young Link: *spits out his milk* What?! Zelda, why didn't you tell me you were a guy!?
Sheik/Zelda: I'm not... *transforms back to her princess outfit* I was fighting Captain Falcon because he said something sex-
Mario: WITCH! *runs away*

Director: Time to continue the tournament.
Jigglypuff: Jigglypuff puff!
Donkey Kong: DK ready!
Samus: Ok, let's start.
Luigi: I'm here to win!
Fox: Does this mean I'm going to get help from Falco?
Falco: Duh.
Kirby: *looks around and sighs since it has no one from its game/place here*
Director: Anyone who doesn't have a teammate can choose 2 person to help them.

(Continued onto next post)

(Team Jigglypuff *with Pikachu, Pichu, and Mewtwo* vs Team Donkey Kong *with Ganondorf and Ice Climbers*)
Mewtwo: You got to be kidding me.
Pikachu: Pika...
Donkey Kong: We can win!
Ganondorf: C'mon, why can't I be with Link and Zelda?
Young Link and Zelda: NO!
Popo: I'm leader!
Nana: I'm leader!
Pichu: Pi?
Jigglypuff: *grabs microphone and is about to sing*
Mewtwo: Don't you dare sing, you pathetic Pokemon.
Jigglypuff: Jiggly..? *begins to cry*
Donkey Kong: You hurt tiny creature's feelings.
Mewtwo: *eyes glow and raises DK in the air* And? Got anything to say about that?
Donkey Kong: No! Put DK down.
Mewtwo: As you wish. *throws DK off the stage*
Ice Climbers: *looks at Mewtwo and hides behind Ganondorf*
Ganondorf: Why are you two hid-
Pikachu and Pichu: *run over to Ganondorf and uses Thunder*
Ganondorf: Not faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!! *disappears in the background*
Nana: Popo.
Popo: Yeah?
Nana: This calls for plan E.
Popo: Plan E?
Nana: Yeah. ESCAPE!! *runs off the stage taking Popo with her*
Director: Winner, Team Jigglypuff.

(Team Samus *Link/Young Link and Zelda* vs Team Luigi *Mario/Dr. Mario, Peach, and Bowser*)
*Princess Peach's Castle*
Young Link: I'm a kid right? So little kids love pulling pranks on adults. *grabs a fire arrow and shoots it at Dr. Mario*
Dr. Mario: *Clothes begin to catch on fire* Anybody smell smoke around here?
Peach: Mario, you're on fire!
Dr. Mario: Really? *looks behind him, but can't see his back* Nonsense, I'm not on fire.
Peach: *sighs, grabs a mirror, and shows Mario*
Mario: SWEET MUSHROOM KINGDOM, I'M ON FIRE!! *runs around the stage and jumps off*
Peach: Mario? *walks over to the edge of the stage and looks down* Are you ok?
Zelda: He fell off the stage. Does it look like he'll be ok?
Peach: Why you- *grabs a radish and throws it at Zelda*
Zelda: *use Nayru's Love to stop the attack*
*both Zelda and Peach begin to fight*
Young Link: Cat fight!
Luigi: *runs over and watches* Fight, fight, fight!
*Bowser and Samus begin to fight*
Young Link: Two fights!
Luigi: Why aren't you fighting?
Young Link: I'm a minor.
Luigi: So? *green fireballs Young Link*
Young Link: OW!
*police arrive*
Police: Luigi.
Luigi: Yeah?
Police: Attack a minor is a crime. Please get in the car.
Luigi: What?!
Police: *grabs Luigi and throws him in the car*
*car disappears*
Young Link: He doesn't know the law.
*Peach vs Zelda battle ends with Zelda winning*
Young Link: Aww... I missed the fight. *pouts*
*Both Young Link and Zelda help Samus beat Bowser for the win*
Director: Winner, Team Samus.

(Team Kirby *Marth and Roy* vs Team Fox *Falco*)
*Corneria*
Fox: Wow, two guys with swords and a pink thing. What are the odds of winning?
Falco: Zero.
Fox: Where's Kirby?
*Marth and Roy begin to search for Kirby*
Marth: Little guy is missing.
*Somewhere else*
Kirby: *tied up*
Captain Falcon: NEVER copy me EVER again. *walks away*
*Present battle*
Roy: Pretty pointless to battle without the team leader.
Marth: Yeah. We give up.
Fangirls: Awww....
Director: Ok... Winner, Team Fox.

Director: That's it for this tournament.
Samus: Wait, don't tell me we have to w-
Director: See ya in 7 years!







Director: How is everyone?
Samus: ......
Director: What's wrong?
Samus: We've been fighting in this pointless tournament and we haven't even finished it yet.
Director: Don't worry, it'll be finished today.
Samus: Finally!
Director: With the help of some new faces! Pit, Lucario, Ike, Meta Knight, King Dedede, Sonic, Pokemon Trainer, Wolf, Toon Link, Snake, Wario, Diddy Kong, Lucas, Zero Suit Samus, and Olimar with some annoying creatures.
Fox: That seems longer than the other list.
Director: Yeah, just by 2 characters.

Pikmin 1: We are the Pikmin! Bow to us or we shall feast on your blood!
Link: Wow, they seem...
Olimar: Evil? Yeah, I just crashed on their island and...
*Olimar 's Past*
Olimar: A new planet! This has to have harmless creatures. *Pikmin walks up to him* And here's one now. You look adorable.
Pikmin 1: Shut up, weird suited man! I am a Pikmin and you're our slave now!
Olimar: That's cute, it thinks I'm its slave now.
Pikmin 1: *whistles and more Pikmin come*
Pikmin 2: Who is this?
Pikmin 1: Our new slave now. Let's attack him!
Olimar: That's cute, they're- Wait, attack me?? *gets attacked by the Pikmin* AHHHHH!!!!
*Present*
Olimar: I suffered minor bleeding and bruises.
Link: o_o
Pikmin: Bow to us, new slave!

Pokemon Trainer: Look Ivysaur, a Pikachu, Jigglypuff, and Lucario.
Lucario: *talking to Pikachu and Jigglypuff* And I took care of that Wanna-be me once and for all. (talking about Mewtwo)
*Pikachu and Jigglypuff claps*
Pokemon Trainer: Go, Squirtle and Charizard!
*both Charizard and Squirtle appear*
Pokemon Trainer: Alright, here's the plan *brings out blue prints* Charizard, you take out Lucario since its part Steel. Ivysaur, you go after Pikachu since Squirtle would be at a disadvantage.
Squirtle: Squirtle Squirtle! (I can take him on!)
Pokemon Trainer: And Squirtle, go after Jigglypuff since it's weak.
Squirtle: Squir! (What?!)
Pokemon Trainer: Go Team!
*both Charizard and Ivysaur attack. Squirtle doesn't*
Pokemon Trainer: Squirtle, why aren't you attacking??
Squirtle: *glares and uses Water Gun on PT. Walks over to the Pokemon* Squirtle Squirtle Squirtle Squirtle. Squirtle Squirtle! (We should be attack him instead. He just uses us!)
*Pokemon stare at the Pokemon Trainer*
Pokemon Trainer: Ummm.. *begins to be chased by the Pokemon*

Zelda: Where's Link again?
Toon Link: What the hell?! I've been toonified!
Zelda: Link, is that you? You look...
Toon Link: Like a cartoon character, I know. *pouts* Where's my regular Young Link?
*Somewhere far away*
Young Link: Get this fairy away from me!
Navi: Hey, listen! *chases him around*

Pit: Ha, wish ya could fly now. *flys around happily*
Donkey Kong: Nope. I got buddy here, DK don't care.
Diddy Kong: Yeah, what he said! Plus, I have rocket barrel jetpack, I can fly either way.
Meta Knight: Wings are awesome!
Donkey Kong: *looks at Diddy and steals his jetpack* DK fly! *begins to fly around*
Diddy Kong: No, the jetpack only supports-
Donkey Kong: Supports what? *Jetpack breaks and DK is too far away from the stage* Oh.. *falls*

Zero Suit Samus: How do I look?
Fanboys: Samus took her suit off! FINALLY!
Zero Suit Samus: Oh no, fanboys.

Ness: Lucas!
Lucas: Ness!
*both glare at each other and begin to battle*
Mario: Are they always like this?
Luigi: Seems like it. Just like us, Mario.
Mario: Shut up Crybaby!

Director: We're about to start the tournament for the last time.
Zero Suit Samus: Good. So who's sitting out for one match?
Director: Well, since you're the only girl left, you sit out.
Zero Suit Samus: Yes! Finals for me!
Director: If I was a nice person, which I ain't. Fox sits out.
Zero Suit Samus: What?! I'm the only girl left, fighting against super strong males. I can't even sit out?! You know what, I'M OUT! *walks away*
Director: But I was kidding, Samus you- Where did she go?

Director: Huge team Brawl! I don't care whose team you go on, just pick a team.
Jigglypuff: Jiggly?!
Fox: Wait, everyone's fighting?!
Director: Yeah, nothing wrong with that, right?

(Team Jigglypuff *with people Director doesn't even know* vs Team Fox *same as Team Jigglypuff*)
Fox: Ummm...
Toon Link: This is, well, is going to be very difficult.
Snake: *begins to choke Jigglypuff* You should pop eventally.
Zelda/Shiek: *transforms into Shiek and uses needles on Snake* Leave her/him/it alone!
Toon Link: Yeah! What she said!
Gaonodorf: *carries Zelda away* To Team Fox!
Toon Link: No one messes with my girl. *uses Smash attack on Ganondorf*
Ganondorf: Ow, Ouch, Ow, Ow, OW! *flies so high in the sky, he disappears in the background*
Toon Link: Ha, showed him.
Shiek: *kicks Link* You idiot! I got hurt in that too.
Lucario: *prepares a Shadow Ball* This is for my team!
Wario: Wario won't accept this! I must be on my own team!
Director: There can only be-
Wario: TEAM EVIL
Bowser: I support Team Evil!
Mario: Oh no Luigi, there is going to be another team for some odd reason.
Luigi: We must fight!
Captain Falcon: *attacks Mario and Luigi* Show Your Moves Team is here!
Director: What!?
Peach: *throws radishes at Captain Falcon* Leave Mario alone!
Luigi: What about-
Peach: Don't care.
Ness and Lucas: PK Fire! *both attack Pikachu*
Pikachu: PIKA?! (Why you?!) *uses Volt Tackle on Lucas and Ness*
Director: THIS IS MADDNESS!
*huge fight rages*

(2 Days later)
*Everyone is on the ground, motionless. All the stages are in ruin, even the cameras are damaged*
Director: o_o Well... Crazy Hand, Master Hand, you're on clean up. *walks away*
*Master and Crazy Hand give a thumbs up and begin to clean up*
Master Hand: I thought that would never end.
Crazy Hand: Yeah, and whoever would of won could of fought us.
Master Hand: Yeah, but they would never beat us.





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Our next chapter is giving the previous chapters one more go. Crossover time! Deleted Scenes (stuff I never put in the chapters) and an alternate ending for Super Smash Bros.

~Wow, that was way too big. 0_0~

*rolls tied up yoshi around* why did i get a tied up yoshi!?

So...you come up with these yourself? Pretty funny, and creative